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I’m Michael Bone. I’m from Adelaide, South Australia. I’ve lived half my life in Strathalbyn (a country town of South Australia). I’m a software author by profession, currently employed by Infor. I’ve been known to play the clarinet. And I can juggle. |
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PPMd in C# Download a port to .NET C# that I have created of Dmitry Shkarin’s PPMd compression utility (source code provided). |
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What’s the Time?It’s a Java Clock. |
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
The men sat sipping their tea in silence.
After a while the klutz said, “life is like a bowl of sour cream.”
“Like a bowl of sour cream?” asked the other. “Why?”
“How should I know? What am I, a philosopher?”
“Life is like a bowling alley.
You make some strikes.
If you’re lucky, a couple of spares…
and no-one knows how to keep score.”
— Stimpy, “Ren and Stimpy”
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When
toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose
to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat (butter facing up).
The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a
giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily
link New York with Chicago.
— Omni
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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| was last updated on the 8th of June 2009. |